Michigan State Spartan Football: Somehow They Win

Spartan Football: Definitely the most interesting team in the country right now. Michigan State has won its four biggest games this year with a total of 44 seconds of clock time remaining. Iowa last Saturday: 27 seconds. Ohio State and UM: 0 seconds each. Baylor, Cotton Bowl: 17 seconds. (I said “this year,” remember.) They started […]

What I Do Not Realize Is In Fact…

Just for fun… I get spam comments here. Most of them appear to be machine translations from some other language into English. One of them today began with this: What i [sic] do not realize is in fact how you’re now not really much more smartly-appreciated than you may be now. My first response to […]

“Reds Heads Run On Sweepstakes” ??

Fun with grammar: Can you decipher this? Believe it or not, it makes sense—once you know what it’s about. The Reds’ baseball season is over, but I’ve been thinking about posting this for months, every time I’ve gone in to the local Bob Evans this year, and I’m finally getting around to it. Here’s more […]

Saturday Spam Fun

It’s been a while since I’ve had any great spam comments to share here. Today I offer the most obviously bogus one I’ve ever seen: I do trust all of the ideas you’ve offered for your post. They’re very convincing and will certainly work. Still, the posts are too brief for starters. May just you […]

Saturday Spam Fun

I’ve decided to make my “Fun With Spam Comments” a Saturday feature. I don’t get good ones every week, but when I do, I’ll compile them for the weekend. I promise you these are exact quotes. Punctuation criticism from a credible source: Although My partner and i honestly such as this submit, I believe there […]

I’m Cow-fused

Okay, now I’m confused. A few days ago I wrote Listen! You’ll Hear It! (Reductionism Fails), with music as the main theme. Now I need someone to help me figure out how that works alongside this: Hat Tip: Swiss Miss via Makoto Fujimura

What’s That About a Rucksack?

Comment spam fun time again. This was fairly run-of-the-mill computer-translated gobbledygook, but something about the twist it took at the end made me laugh: Remorseful for your massive analysis, still I have to be actually nurturing the revolutionary Zune not to mention desire it, as well as the good critical reviews several other folks include […]