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Saturday Spam Fun

Saturday Spam Fun

It’s been a while since I’ve had any great spam comments to share here. Today I offer the most obviously bogus one I’ve ever seen: I do trust all of the ideas you’ve offered for your post. They’re very convincing and will certainly work. Still, the posts are too brief for starters. May just you please lengthen them a little from next time? Thank you for the post. That’s an exact quote. How many of you think my posts are…

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Saturday Spam Fun

Saturday Spam Fun

I’ve decided to make my “Fun With Spam Comments” a Saturday feature. I don’t get good ones every week, but when I do, I’ll compile them for the weekend. I promise you these are exact quotes. Punctuation criticism from a credible source: Although My partner and i honestly such as this submit, I believe there were the punctuation miscalculation near in the end with the Finally section. I’m trying to decide whether this is a compliment: My brother suggested I…

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What’s That About a Rucksack?

What’s That About a Rucksack?

Comment spam fun time again. This was fairly run-of-the-mill computer-translated gobbledygook, but something about the twist it took at the end made me laugh: Remorseful for your massive analysis, still I have to be actually nurturing the revolutionary Zune not to mention desire it, as well as the good critical reviews several other folks include prepared, will assist you to decide any time a a top quality rucksack on your behalf. This one came attached to a link for a…

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Comment Spam Poetry

Comment Spam Poetry

Today in the comment spam quarantine I found this treat: I’ve discovered an exceptional will become even quicker as opposed to I did so your regular way. Maybe this is the kind of thing only a writer could love, but try reading it aloud. It has a rhythm to it. For best effect you need to drop “al” from “exceptional,” and if you like your poetry turned up to full nimble scanning level, you might cut the suffix off “quicker.”…

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Spam Comment Fun

Spam Comment Fun

My latest spam comment here started out looking so encouraging, just what a Christian blogger hopes for most. I quote it exactly as it was written: Thank you for this valuable post. It changed my Thank you for this valuable post. It changed my policy Oh, well.

Calling All Physicists

Calling All Physicists

There are a bunch of physicists and a few chemists who comment here. Do any of you want to respond this request? Short and sweet, it landed in my spam comments folder the other day, sent by someone who goes by the name “Foge”: Could you write about Physics so I can pass Scneice class? If you’re up to helping, let me know and I’ll pass along Foge’s web and email addresses. Well, actually I can tell you the web…

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“We Ought to Contemplate About Attempting This Myself”

“We Ought to Contemplate About Attempting This Myself”

Another in my occasional series of comical comment spam. This one came in overnight: You have some super musings! Maybe we ought to contemplate about attempting this myself. To which I might respond (if I were to respond), That’s exactly what we ought to contemplate. You go right ahead, yourself. And good luck to you.

How to Mistreat Your Money (Comment Spam)

How to Mistreat Your Money (Comment Spam)

Disabling comment captcha has had the unexpected benefit of giving me some good laughs. I’ve already posted some of the funnier comment spam, and I’m going to keep doing it from time to time. Even if it means twice in a row, like this time. This one falls under the heading of electronic translation gone horribly wrong: Your monetary predicament can be unequivocally stressful, but you do not possess to plague give it anymore. There are ways to arrest cash…

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Hilarious Spam Comment

Hilarious Spam Comment

This comment was just left here on this blog from a website that sells term papers: After reading your post i have a better understanding of the Article. Your post have the information that is helpful and very informative. You know how to make your post understandable for most of the people. Oh, yeah, I’m sure I’d get an A on any paper I bought from these guys!

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