Saturday Spam Fun

It’s been a while since I’ve had any great spam comments to share here. Today I offer the most obviously bogus one I’ve ever seen:

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That’s an exact quote. How many of you think my posts are “too brief for starters”? If there was ever a dead giveaway that the commenter hadn’t read my blog, that would have to be it.

Here’s another spam comment, demonstrating (I’m guessing) the limits of electronic translation. This too is an exact quote. Read it aloud for best effect.

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I’ve had my strong disagreements with some commenters here, and I’ve even said some of you don’t make any sense. I humbly retract that now in view of this real demonstration of not making any sense.