Today in the comment spam quarantine I found this treat:
I’ve discovered an exceptional will become even quicker as opposed to I did so your regular way.
Maybe this is the kind of thing only a writer could love, but try reading it aloud. It has a rhythm to it. For best effect you need to drop “al” from “exceptional,” and if you like your poetry turned up to full nimble scanning level, you might cut the suffix off “quicker.” Other than that it flows quite nicely, for random nonsense.
But who am I to call it that? Maybe some English professor could draw some deep meaning out of it. Readers are welcome to try.