“Truth Is Relative”

I just told my son, “It’s time to get up out of bed.” He rolled over to look at me and said, “that may be true.” I answered, “If I say it’s true, that makes it true. Because truth is relative, I’m your dad, and I’m the relative who says it’s true!”

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  1. Tom Gilson says:

    For the sake of new readers here, a reminder that I filed this under “just for fun.” Neither my son nor I believe in relativism; we both know that truth is what truth is. He got a good laugh out of it. (Whether he’s gotten up yet, though, I don’t know.)

  2. Steve says:

    Sounds like discussions I have had with my son, especially when trying to wake him up.