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These are actual questions that have been posted at WikiAnswers.com. To be fair, I have got to believe some of these were typos, but they live on regardless. At the time I wrote this post, none of these had been answered at WikiAnswers.

Whoever wrote the questions in this first grouping apparently knows how to operate a computer and navigate the Internet. But when it comes to math, these questions were …

Too Tough For Me!

What is 87 milion?

How high is 46 meters?

One lb equals how many lbs?

What is 50 plus 100?

How do you count from 1-20?

How long is 235 km?

How much is 330 million?

Find the product of 75 and 1?

How many inches does 60 inches equal?

How long is two miles?

What is the equivalent decimal for 3.71?

Whew! Those were hard! You’ll be glad to know I can provide answers to these:

Is your width always you shortest distance?

No, sad to say, my width is not as short a distance as it used to be.

Do you hold a tattoo gun at a 45 degree angle?

No, I don’t, and that’s my final answer.

In math what are the 4 multiples of 7?

The first three are 7, 14, 21, and the other one is 49.

What are the rules of multiplying powers?

You might want to consult Machiavelli on that one.

How do you get volume of water in cylinder?

Hold the cylinder under the faucet, turn on the water …

What is 50 grams of chocolate equal to?

About 34 1/2 standard-size Hershey’s Special Dark bars.

How many m are in a m?

I don’t actually know the answer to this one but I think it’s probably related to the previous question.

Some questions have a definite theological connection:

Right angel is a?

See Isaiah 6:2-6 for a good example.

Who was the founder of natural number?

God.

If I have three numbers that are 97 83 and 89 which one is prime?

Why does this remind me of trying to explain the Trinity?

Wouldn’t you love to know the answer to these?

Which number is always a winning number?

What will happen 4000 years from now?

Some questions are just imponderable.

Why are numbers used in Math?

What is 70?

What has two million parts in it?

How much wood does a wood-chuck chuck?

Whose difference is 152?

What is the value of boldfaced digit 189612357?

Will you be my square root of three?

The problem with these is not “Too Much Information”

If and x equals -12 find y?

What is the sum of 14?

How many minutes are there in 67?

Where are the first 2?

Explain how you would tell another student how to find the value of x?

Math has a history

What metric system did spartans use?

How many metric systems did they have to choose from?

What year was math first discovered?

Definition Daffiness

What is difference detween foot and feet?

Is 2 a standard notation in math?

How much larger is a kilogram than a pound?

I’ll give points to the first commenter who knows why I included this question in this category. I’ll give even more points to the first commenter who knows why there are at least two reasons to include this question in this category. (The answers I’m thinking of have nothing to do with monetary systems.) Points are redeemable for free visits to this website at your discretion (you must provide your own access to the Internet, however).

Distance, area, volume: who cares?

Convert 110 meters to cubic meters?

How do you convert 31 inches wide into cubic feet?

How many liters in 1 cm?

1 feet is equal to how many square feet?

Geometry Gems

How many rectangles have a perimeter of 14 and 16 and 18 and 24?

A rhombus with no right angles is what kind of square?

What is formed by 2 or more figures?

Do you add volume?

Yes, unfortunately I do. See my answer above to “Is your width always you shortest distance?”

What is the area of Kentucky in math?

What is the name of a 3 sided solid?

Are all of those sides flat planes?

One degree is equal how many inches?

And finally, my three favorites:

What is the answer to question 322?

You gotta love the direct approach there.

Why was the maths book worried?

See above.

How do you find mathematics in your studies?

Do not see above.

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Holopupenko has uncovered a gem! It’s John Cleese on what Holopupenko has titled, Scientism – Refuge of Atheism and Other Foolish Ideas

See it at Reasoning Repaired

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Paul, frequent commenter here, sent me this link by email: Overcoming Bias: Zombies: The Movie. Some excerpts:

DOCTOR: David! David Chalmers! Can you hear me?

CHALMERS: Yes.

NURSE: It’s no use, doctor.

CHALMERS: I’m perfectly fine. I’ve been introspecting on my consciousness, and I can’t detect any difference. I know I would be expected to say that, but -

The DOCTOR turns away from the glass screen in horror.

DOCTOR: His words, they… they don’t mean anything.

OFFICER 1: State your business here.

MAN: Is this where you’re keeping David Chalmers?

OFFICER 2: What’s it to you? You a friend of his?

MAN: Can’t say I am. But even zombies have rights.

OFFICER 1: All right, buddy, let’s see your qualia.

MAN: I don’t have any.

Paul is right–if you’ve read anything on mind and brain, this is hilarious!

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The Best Headline Ever?

“Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo”

It’s a real story, from Washingtonpost.com

Hat Tip to The Point

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The book arrived today–but somebunny else got there first!

(The Design Matrix: A Consilience of Clues (2007) by Mike Gene.)

Bunny and the Matrix

Bunny and the Matrix

(If you don’t get the point, then you haven’t been reading Mike Gene
and friends at Telic Thoughts.)

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From BRITES:

The veiled agenda of Intelligent Design bleeds through its empty rhetoric like a gushing chest wound staining a freshly bleached T-shirt. ID is a fascist politico-religious movement that masquerades as science and attempts to force a wedge between the scientific community and the wider culture. The ultimate goal of this wedgie is to establish a theocracy in which the Bible becomes federal law and the Biblical creation account in the book of Guinness is taught as fact.

You owe it to yourself to learn the truth about this menace! ;)

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Touchstone Magazine Blog’s Hymn Parodies:

All too true. Hilarious!–but all too sadly true of some parts of modern “churchianity.” They’re calling for more of the same to be posted on their blog now, so watch this new page for more.

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